scourgee:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

>:}

• dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
• sam: k
• dean: so...so it's like this all right
• dean: you know how i love pie the best
• sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
• dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
• dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
• sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
• dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
• dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
• dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
• dean: this really amazing cake
• dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
• dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
• dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
• dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
• dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
• dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
• sam: dean wat
• dean:
• sam: what are you even saying
• dean:
• sam:
• dean:
• sam:
• dean:
• sam:
• dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

nahshaw:

i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with” 

denounces:

I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH ME AND GO CAMPING AND WATCH THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND UGH